me when I was little: *home alone* yasss eat all the sweets and chocolate ahhh ain’t nobody gonna tell me not to eat this
me now: *home alone* fuck yasss time to start a fast ahhh ain’t nobody gonna tell me to eat
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Me to others: “1200 calories is a very low amount!”
Me: *eats 10 calories*
Me to myself: “YOU. UGLY. ASS. FAT. BITCH! You’re going to become obese if you continue to live like this!”
“trust me, you won’t regret missing the opportunity to eat that pizza.”
— (via skinnierthanher)
my sexual fantasies be like
scale: *drops number*
me: mMMMmmM
oh yeah, keep going, fuck
FASTER
Ah yes, go lower until I can’t stand *faints*
Literally every weight loss article/textpost ever: sleeping is actually really important when it comes to weightloss! Make sure you sleep 6-9 hours every night!
Me, chilling at 3am with my nonexistent sleep schedule: haha yeah okay
I don’t need food
My body has enought fat to survive by itself.
I don’t want food
Food makes me horrible, ugly, gross, fat.
I don’t deserve food
I am a pig and I was all my life. I ruined myself. I don’t deserve it anymore.
I don’t like food
Feeling full, feeling big, feeling that shit, that I ate so fucking much. I hate it. I hate all of that.